The Joys of Motherhood

So it happened, yes, it finally happened. While trying to teach Mia to go on the potty, she POOPED on my foot. Yes, take a moment and revel in that. If you are not a parent, you are probably completed grossed out by this and cringing at the thought. If you ARE a parent, you are probably saying, "Oh that, my kid did that about ten times. It's just a process." Well who the heck decided that this was an okay process for moms? I would like to meet with them and place my ploppy, gloppy, foot up their....well you know. I can tell you that I don't remember my son ever doing that and I would be perfectly happy going through the rest of my life without ever having had my foot pooped upon!